AN ANIMAL THAT SUCKS ITS OWN DICK

Updated: Nov 26

Author's Note: This is an update of a main article published in April 2020. In October 2020, the White House announced that over 120 White House staff, including persons cited in this article, had tested positive for Covid-19, among them both the President and First Lady.


Here are some of the highlights. As of this writing, the following noteworthy persons have tested positive for Covid-19:


Donald J. Trump

Melania Trump

Barron Trump

Mark Meadows (White House Chief of Staff)

Steven Miller

Kellyanne Conway

Kayleigh McEnany

Hope Hicks

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Ronna McDaniel (RNC Chair)

Senator Mike Lee (R-Utah)

Representative Matt Gaetz (R-Florida)

Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky)

Kelly Loeffler (R-Georgia)

3 WHCA journalists

John Jenkings (President, Notre Dame, present at ACB event)

Senator Thom Tillis

Chris Christie (NJ governor)

Admiral Charles Ray (Vice-commandant, Coast Guard)

Ben Carson (R-Secretary of Housing and Urban Development)


130 Secret Service personnel


As of October 5, 2020, the following persons have tested negative for Covid-19:


Amy Coney Barret (ACB)

Joe Biden

Mike Pence

Mike Pompeo

Steve Mnuchin

Rudolph Giuliani

Tom Perez (DNC Chair)

Kamala Harris

Jill Biden

William Barr

Mark Meadows

Jared Kushner

Ivanka Trump

Betsy DeVox

The Bobsey Twins (Don Jr. & Eric)

Nancy Pelosi


Conspiracy theorists are already proposing that Mike Pence has tested positive but declared negative, keeping out of sight since his televised debate with Kamala Harris. Why? Because if he were positive, then Nancy Pelosi would be next in line to assume the Presidential powers if both Trump and Pence are incapacitated or otherwise unable to fulfill their roles.


Some are also positing that the President's infection is a hoax so that VP Pence can assume the Presidency and pardon Trump before the November election. It's certainly a long shot but, hey, it's not like they've never told any lies. Would Donald J. Trump fake his own death to avoid public humiliation and even jail time? I'll answer that with a couple more questions: Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Dear Kayleigh, please read the following main article then tell me that you don't believe in poetic justice!


Following is the main article published in April 2020.

The US government purchased millions of doses of hydroxochloroquine, championed by President Donald J. Trump’s as a Covid-19 prophylaxis and cure, from a manufacturer whose shares are owned by the President.


They flooded the market with said pills, then cynically watched the death rate broke the 150 million threshold and continued to rise steeply.

It wasn’t just some rogue study, some pseudoscience, or another Democrat-inspired conspiracy theory. Researchers analyzed medical records of 368 male veterans hospitalized with confirmed coronavirus infection at Veterans Health Administration medical centers who died or were discharged by April 11. About 28% who were given hydroxychloroquine plus usual care died, versus 11% of those getting routine care alone. The WHO and CDC, whom the President accuses of being a cabal of hoaxers, warned against anyone using these pills without prescription. So, who you gonna believe?

Then there was the PPE scandal. FEMA hijacked millions of masks and other personal protective gear from US and Canadian manufacturers, from factories as well as en-route, and diverted the shipments to its own federal warehouses. From there, the equipment was distributed to private American companies that made donations to the Trump Campaign fund. Then resold to American hospitals. That’s right. Your tax dollars purchased this critical equipment, then Trump campaign donors sold it back to you. Not to mention censure by the Canadian government and shock waves through the international community.


On Thursday, April 23, 2020, the President advised the American people that suntanning and ingesting disinfectants, even injecting them, might prove useful in warding off CV-19 or curing those infected.


Please click on the image to watch President Trump advising Americans to commit suicide.


Now, we know that his daughter Ivanka holds patents on coffins but we may soon discover that she also owns shares in tanning salons, Clorox and Lysol. Nobody on the CV-19 task force even flinched at the absurdity of the President's advice, except Dr. Birx who discretely retreated behind her designer scarf. Seems like everyone has gone freakin bonkers. I mean, they actually aired this bumfodder across international TV networks.


I'm sorry, but the USA is an animal that sucks its own dick.


Who exactly are these cocksuckers and why should anyone be upset? Well, if you’re not upset by the end of this abbreviated roster, then go grab your AR-15 and head out to the nearest state capitol to demand your so-called freedom from quarantine. It may also be wise to revise your Last Will & Testament.


Donald J. Trump. We’ll skip POTUS45 for the moment. If you’re one of his maliciously ignorant ‘base,’ known internationally as the 'American Idiot,' then this argument will fall on your deaf ears. Net worth: about $3 billion. What’s yours?


Alex Michael Azar II. Secretary of Health & Human Services. Oops! I almost typed 'Health & Human Sacrifices'. Azar argues that the American pharmaceutical industry is best poised to discover, manufacture, and market a vaccine for coronavirus. Get real, Alex. HIV was first isolated in Kinshasa (Belgian Congo) in 1920 and has been rampaging through Western society for a good 30+ years. Where's the vaccine? American pharmaceutical companies still haven't come up with any vaccine against SARS, MERS, or the common cold. I don't think I can survive another 30+ years, never mind 100 years (1920-2020), of lockdown waiting for America to announce a Covid-19 vaccine.


When asked about the cost of this illusive vaccine, Azar cynically responded that the price might be high, even if many Americans could not afford it. As former president of the pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly's US operations, Azar approved a tripling of the price of insulin and was subsequently fined for colluding to maintain high drug costs in Mexico. As America's principal producer of insulin, Lilly charges diabetics an average of $16,000 per annual supply for a drug that costs $180 to produce. Drug czar of a system predicated on exploitation and greed. Net worth: $8.7 million.

Dr. Deborah Birx. A talking head making fashion statements via her scarf collection while mouthing endless cheap excuses for the Trump Administration’s bungling of the national CV-19 response. She’s okay with the escalating death count because culling of the herd is something that earns points with the more cynical of her colleagues in science, like eugenics did during the Nazi era. Net worth: unknown but she lives a luxurious lifestyle.

Jared Kushner. Alongside Dr. Birx, who at least possesses a degree in medicine, Kushner coordinates the national CV-19 response. Kushner’s qualifications include being born to the right parents, marrying into money, and having the stomach to suck up to his despicable father-in-law. Widely acknowledged as a calculating con artist and slumlord, the intrepid Jared chums with Saudi Arabia’s Prince Bonesaw. Appointed senior advisor to the President despite having been denied a security clearance.

Amazingly, Kushner's team, which included his old college roommate and other dubious resumés, actually came up with a half-decent plan. They rang up Cogna Technology of the United Arab Emirates to purchase 3.5 million Chinese-made Covid-19 test kits with a sticker price of $52 million.

That's $52 million of your taxpayer's money. The test kits turned out to be contaminated and unusable. Nothing more beneficial resulted from the Kushner-led Covid-19 strike force. For a more in depth analysis of the fiasco, please see https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/07/how-jared-kushners-secret-testing-plan-went-poof-into-thin-air


Jared Kushner's net worth: $740 million and climbing.

Dr. Anthony S. Fauci. This is a hard one. POTUS45, who was schooled on the knee of his fraudster father, Fred, and at the foot of disbarred mob lawyer, Roy Cohen, and whose career is populated by figures from New York's and New Jersey’s organized crime families, calls him “Tony.” Being Italian-American myself, I don’t know whether to applaud or vomit. Dr. Fauci is the nation’s signature epidemiologist and by all accounts an intelligent and reasonable individual. He will need to choose his words carefully and quietly suffer the indignity of a ventriloquist’s paw up his ‘culo’ if he wants to keep his seat on Trump’s sporadic CV-19 briefings. Hopefully, the national networks will soon stop airing these thinly disguised MAGAt rallies and the good doctor will keep his job. Net worth: $250,000. The guy actually works for a living.


Dr. Stella Immanuel. Doctor Immanuel is a pastor and the latest rising star of Donald Trump's inspired response to a viral enemy that has killed 3-times as many Americans in 2 months than died during 10 years of all-out war in Vietnam. On July 27, 2020, Doctor Immanuel appeared at a Tea Party Patriots-sponsored press event on the steps of the U.S. Supreme Court claiming to have cured Covid-19 in some 350 patients using POTUS45's favourite remedy: hydroxychloroquine. She also swears that Illuminati are using witches to destroy the world through abortion, gay marriage, children's toys and popular entertainment such as Harry Potter, Pokémon, Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana and that scientists are developing vaccines to stop people from being religious. And if you've been copulating with aliens or enjoying dream sex with demons and ingesting their sperm, well, Doctor Immanuel has you on her radar. She's also vehemently against wearing face masks. Angling for the post of Surgeon General in the post-November dictatorship.


Net worth: estimated $1.1 million.


Senator Rand Paul AKA Doctor Rand Paul. Another medical doctor, US legislator, and CV-19 denier who had the audacity to wear a gas mask to the Senate in protest of any measures to contain the virus. Then he fell victim to CV-19. Net worth: a modest $2.5 million.

Dr. Oz. Best-known for providing unusual cures to common illnesses and medical problems on the air. Advises listeners to have lots of sex (especially if you’re confined inside) as part of his novel CV-19 protocol. “Maybe you’ll make some babies,” he adds. “It’s certainly better staring at each other than getting on each other’s nerves.” The only advice that actually makes any kind of sense, besides washing your hands (after sex or before?). Net worth: around $8 - 14 million. Nobody seems to know for sure.

Kelleyanne Conway. Former White House Press Secretary and wife of long-suffering George T. Conway III whom Donald Trump describes as a “stone cold LOSER & husband from hell.” Official spin doctor and purveyor of ‘alternate facts,’ now senior White House advisor, Kellyanne set a new standard for government disinformation. Defends Trump’s defunding of the World Health Organization. Accused of ethics violations under the Hatch Act, she defied a Congressional subpoena relating to said violations. May soon join Roy Cohen in the slammer. Nice plastic surgery job, though. Net worth: a cool $39 million.

ayleigh McEnany. The latest cloning of Kellyanne Conway, current White House Press Secretary. and talking 'head' extraordinaire. Judging from some of her recent photo ops, Kayleigh may be a walking illustration of Dr. Oz’s advice. Sometimes mistaken for one of those lifelike silicone dolls. Swears publicly that Donald Trump never told a lie. Net worth: unknown but her reported salary range fluctuates from $183K to several millions per year.


Dr. Scott Atlas. Key member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force. Even Fauci and Birx can't stand the guy. Google him at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Atlas Net worth: $46.8 million



I could go on but WTF. You know who they are.



Personally, I’ve taken Hydroxychloroquine as an anti-malaria drug while working in Central Africa. It makes healthy people sick. Most long-time expats working in tropical environments prefer to risk malarial infection instead. If I were infected with Covid-19 and on the brink, it’s the last thing I’d try.


Dr. Rick Bright, a top official at Alex Azar's Health & Human Services, claims he was ousted by order of President Trump for refusing to sign off on the government purchase of millions of doses of hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin. The vaccine agency director refused to authorize the massive government expenditure for this totally unproven, over the counter treatment based on pseudoscience and hype. Trump says he's never heard of the man.


I've never ingested Chlorox; however, I have it on good advice that bleaches are highly toxic and a good way to end your life. Heavy exposure to UV rays is the best way to get skin cancer. So pick your poison.


There is good evidence that Covid-19 is a novel virus that doesn’t respond to home remedies, exorcism by televangelists, or even normal respiratory disease treatment protocols. It appears to block the lungs’ ability to absorb oxygen rather than the infected individual’s ability to simply take in air. Ventilators may be useful, but science is a long way from finding the right treatment and an even longer way from concocting a vaccine.

Do take Dr. Oz’s advice and suck dick (your partner’s or even your own if you can manage that), because we’re going to be confined by quarantine a lot longer than anyone currently predicts.



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