DITCH MITCH

Updated: Nov 21

If the incoming Biden-Harris Administration hopes to repair any of the wreckage caused by the insane fuckery of Donald J. Trump, then they’ll need to turf out the biggest asshole ever to take his seat in the Congress. You know who I’m talking about. Ditch the Senate Majority Leader, Republican Mitch McConnell.

This ethically challenged racist goober from Kentucky is the de facto ruler of the United States of America.

I’m not exaggerating here. During his tenure, he’s blocked over 400 bills that earlier passed the House of Representatives and were forwarded to the Senate for endorsement, most with bipartisan support. That’s right. He’s annulled the will of even his own party by refusing to put the legislation forward for a Senate vote. Why? Because Mitch McConnell is in it for himself. He’s one of the most corrupt politicians the country has seen in its long and very corrupt history. McConnell represents that confederacy of corruption predicated on a thousand points of evil, the powerful donor network eating at the heart America.


McConnell’s home state of Kentucky is locked in a desperate race with Alabama for the title ‘Poorest State in the Union.” Kentucky receives back more than twice what it pays into federal coffers, making it the welfare queen of the USA. This is the key to understanding why it is Kentucky voters keep returning this fraudster to office, that is, education in the state leaves students more or less the way it found them: dumber than a sack of hammers. McConnell has exploited this condition using personal slander, relying on barrages of lies and innuendo to defeat any and all contenders. In a country where children are not taught science or critical thinking skills, bamboozling ignorant constituents is a slam dunk. McConnell has been enriching himself due to this fact for decades.

But isn’t McConnell’s death grip on democracy in America proof that America IS still a democracy. Well, is it?

No. It isn’t. The fact is that the role of Senate Majority Leader is merely traditional. It’s not enshrined in the Constitution. What the Constitution mandates is that the sitting Vice President assumes the role that Mitch McConnell has stolen and jealously defended for decades. Actually, the GOP handpicked him for the role. The American people allowed these sneak thieves to hijack their democratic process. Even former President Obama didn’t have the cojones to challenge McConnell in his stolen role. Why? Because, like Trump himself, McConnell doesn’t operate on his own. He is backed by a powerful cabal of enablers. Their money can slander any adversary, as McConnell has proven by his own election campaign tactics; it can even kill. We can get rid of both Trump AND McConnell and still remain dead in the water with a stinking albatross around our neck. But that’s a broader subject and too tedious for a short blog post.

Joe Biden promises to fix America’s ills. He also promises to heal rather than divide. Joe has a long history of compromise and he’s huggy-kissy with the worst and most dishonorable of America’s professional politicians. Like I pointed out in a previous post (www.francescorizzuto.com/post/american-idiot), Joe maintained a close working relationship with the Senate’s signature racist, the despicable late Strom Thurmond who, during his tenure as a judge in South Carolina, sentenced a woman to death then raped her in the back seat of his limousine on the trip back to the prison. A man can’t stoop any lower than to rape a walking dead woman, and anyone who flatters or even condescends to speak to such a monster forfeits respect. But that’s Joe. He’s going to heal America.

What Joe needs to do – after freeing Reality Winner and a few other innocent victims of American injustice – is to insist on strictly following the Constitution and installing VP Kamala Harris as Senate leader, thereby relieving McConnell of any actual power. But he won’t do this because Harris wasn’t selected to get a job done. She was selected as Biden's VP only because she was a woman and a person of colour. It was the only way that Biden could hope to win the Presidency.

Let’s not forget that 55% of White women voted Trump in 2020. That’s roughly half the women in America. Many of those who eventually voted Biden had considered Elizabeth Warren a far better choice for both President and VP. But Elizabeth had qualifications and a long track record as a teacher and economist. Although a senator, she wasn’t a professional politician and she wasn’t physically attractive either. Sorry, America. You shat where you eat. Again.

There’s another way to unseat McConnell without resorting to enforcing the Constitution which nobody seems to give a rat's ass about anyway. Judging from the grass roots support that’s building for Trump’s allegations of a stolen election, Americans don’t care about the democratic process itself, Constitution or no Constitution. They only care about stoking the mindless and unproductive hatred that the country seems to thrive on. But there’s still a ray of hope that if two contested Senate seats up for grabs in Georgia in a December 2020 run-off are won by Democrats, then the Senate could flip to blue, or very close to it (purple, say?), and McConnell could be out on his ass.

That’s very unlikely to happen. Georgia runs a close third with Kentucky and Alabama as the sick men of America. Not only can’t its government support itself, its citizens can’t make intelligent decisions. The Southern States have long exemplified the uniquely American notion that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your ignorance.’ Just take a road trip through Georgia, or anywhere in the South, if you doubt this. Whites are just as impoverished as Blacks in this state but as Texas Democrat Lyndon B. Johnson observed: “If you can convince the lowest White man that he’s better than the best Colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll even empty his pockets for you.”

The incumbent Georgian Republican Senator David Purdue is just as ornery and corrupt as his Senate leader and idol, Mitch McConnell, and like McConnell what he’s really good at is bamboozling the voters. Remember, Americans as a rule are not thinking people. They get huge headaches when attempting to struggle with big ideas, like what’s good for them and for the nation. They are followers, looking to politicians and church leaders for answers. They have extremely short attention spans. Expecting a Georgia voter to be critical and analytical and make informed decisions is like asking a pig to fly. You can ask, but it’s not going to happen. No way.

In my own crystal ball, I see Georgia going red. What that means is that America, and the world, gets another 4 years of Republican tyranny and a further slide toward totalitarianism. The cancer that began with the Bush dynasty and persisted through 2016 with Donald Trump and his miscreant offspring can only lead us in one direction, that is, to the election of Ivanka Trump to the Presidency in 2024.

The country will soon tire of an ineffective and conflict-ridden Biden Administration. Like his many failed attempts to win the Presidency, Joe Biden will be a one-term President, that is, if he actually survives the next 4 years.

Please don’t get me wrong here. I’m thrilled and delighted that Donald Trump is theoretically on his way out of office. But I’m fearful for the future. An election success predicated on personalities is what the country wanted but isn’t what the country needed. If Joe doesn’t survive his term in office, then Kamala Harris will become President by default.

Why should that worry anyone? Simply because Harris was selected as Joe’s VP because she was a woman and a person of colour and, I dare to add, had more sex appeal than other candidates. Joe could have chosen any number of better qualified men or women of colour. He could have chosen Elizabeth Warren - who actually had some plans - or another better qualified White woman has his running mate. There were plenty available. You get the picture. He could have chosen Kim Kardashian as his running mate and achieved the same result. We're that gullible.

Now remember that 55% of White women voters chose Trump in 2020. After all, he promised to save the suburbs. In 2024 even more White women will choose Ivanka Trump as their President. And that will tip the fragile balance in favour of Fascism and put the finishing touches on the deconstruction of democracy in America. It’s been a long time coming, and political pundits both left and right have warned us. So, don’t say we didn’t know.

What’s positive in all this? Well, the incoming Administration can take the initiative and remove, by impeachment if necessary, Mitch McConnell from the Senate. They need to get to work to rectify what could easily prove to be a pyrrhic election victory. They can’t rely on Joe Biden to charm Republicans into sidelining McConnell for everyone’s ultimate benefit, because the GOP is too far gone for that. Instead, VP Harris needs to demand, and assume by force if necessary, her Constitutionally mandated role in the Senate.

Please, Joe and Kamala. Ditch Mitch!

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